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Thursday, March 17, 2005

I am Irish, honey!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

To celebrate my Irish heritage, I am sitting here eating a lovely lunch of leftover spaghetti accompanied by a 24 oz. Dr. Pepper. Very grand, indeed!

On St. Patrick’s Day, I always think of a girl I knew when I was about 10. Kathy L. and I were good friends until she moved to Florida (like all good people from New Jersey eventually do). We would always talk about being Irish. Anyway, she signed my autograph book before she moved. (Why did I have an autograph book anyway?) Her closing line was, “I am Irish, Honey!” I still crack up when I think of that line.

Corned beef and cabbage. Oh! How I miss that!

See, when I was growing up, every year on St. Patrick’s Day we would have corned beef and cabbage. I think if you ate it any more than once a year, your life expectancy would be around fifteen years old. Say what you will about my parents, but they did want us to live long enough to get us out of the house.

So, we would all sit down to dinner as a family with big, steaming bowls of corned beef, cabbage and potatoes. And it sounds gross. I know. But it was really one of my favorite meals of all time.

I don’t know if it was because of the food, the tradition, or the fact that my family sat down to a meal together in peace.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

What not to wear

Maybe this makes me a snob, but I never thought I would KNOW people like this.

A couple that my husband and I know just had their second child about a month and a half ago. The wife wanted to have a portrait made of the two kids – a nice idea. So, they buy the kids Ralph Lauren outfits from head to toe (you know, $28 onesies, etc.) for the picture EXCEPT they leave all the tags on because they are going to RETURN the clothes after the picture! Hello? I have always heard stories like that from friends that worked in retail, but I have never KNOWN anyone who did that.

People, if you can’t afford Ralph Lauren baby clothes (and why you would spend that kind of money on something they will outgrow in a week, I don’t know) then don’t buy them. And for God’s sake, don’t return them after your kids have been photographed in them! And, then you go around telling people about it? That is just plain tacky.


Am I out of line here?